Thursday, March 26, 2009
You guys, really. Seriously.
You people are piranhas!!! I'm sure you read my blog every day, lying in wait for me to say something politically incorrect, spell something wrong, or state something you don't agree with. I can only IMAGINE what it'll be like to be a journalist, jaws of doom snapping on my toes a split second before I have the chance to escape. Remember my post about truth? The article as a whole had a point. The point of the article was NOT that love does not exist. The point of the article was NOT that I am a pessimist. In fact, I'm not. I'm a radical optimist, always. The glass for me is not only half full, but contains extra space for a reason- to be filled with even more water! The point of that article was truth. And ignore my statement that love does not exist. Perhaps I said it wrong. Love exists, but it is not what we think it is. There is a complex, crazy theory behind this and there's no point in questioning. Just take my word for it. And readers, really. Seriously. You need hobbies if you have nothing better to do than to contradict something I wrote that was not even a main point of the article, in fact it was tiny, peripheral, a "fly on the wall", should I say?(Miley Cyrus...)But you guys, life is life. Now move on.
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Omigosh, who was the person who commented on your last post? So AWESOME you're getting sooooo many readers!
ReplyDeletePS I think they're right, love exists... so pleeaaasseee explain why you think it doesn't!
Thomas Deathlabutterfly
PPS Hey wouldn't your blog be a great way to advertise *mysterious music and trumpet fanfares, followed by increasingly familiar theme music*
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*Fanfares*
ReplyDeleteYour blog is currently my favorite website!!! Wow I love Emma's comments, even though I don't get most of them. They're so much more funny and interesting than mine. Oh keep POSTing!!!! I LOVE IT.
And after you sent that email I'm seeing OTHER comments all over YAY!
Thomas
Sorry for all these comments, I'm bored right now.
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