Great medical experience

I don't have the swine flu. I didn't need a doctor to tell me that. Not to mention I had to wait five hours with a sweaty face mask on. What the heck? And the guy was ready to stick a needle up my butt. Thank god I refused. The lady at the clinic stuck a rectal thermometer up my armpit. Uh, last time I checked, my pit wasn't my rear end. The lady wanted us out of her clinic asap due to her pregnancy. She was convinced I had influenza h1n1. She sent us all the way to Santa cruz for them to stick a needle in my arm. Never get sick in a third world country! At least it was all free.