Thursday, March 25, 2010

Sorry

my deepest apologies, i had a rather busy week/ weekend. i will post ay-sap. promise.

keep posting guys, rebuild the buildings!!!!!!!!!

Alice is

-gone fishing, back in some days-

see ya.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Alice through the years

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First of all, check out this new blog run by Musey, Trili, and I. =)

Now on to the feature:

In this feature, we will examine the evolution of Alice's plotline, as well as her development as a protagonist.

1865- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is published. Alice is a young child of about seven. Intrigued by her cat Dinah, Alice is the quintessential mischievous young girl, utterly bored by her sister's history books, preferring to make daisy chains and petting Dinah. Lewis Carroll uses satire (sometimes the whole book is considered allegorical irony) to portray the useless memorization endured by British schoolchildren-Alice repeats ridiculous poems and fails at simple addition.



1951- Alice is first portrayed wearing her classic blue dress and Alice band, which has had a huge influence on fashion today. Disney adopted the character of Alice as a Disney Princess of sorts, infusing her character with Disney values. Alice dreams big- she wants to find a wonderful world for herself. She is portrayed as a lonely girl with a dream- much like Disney's princesses Cinderella, Aurora, Jasmine, and others. She is polite and has excellent manners, but, like other princesses before her, has a streak of rebelliousness and independence that emerges as she wanders around in Wonderland.



2010-In Tim Burton's stylized "Alice" movie, Alice is a strong, adolescent female lead, with a distinct voice, character, and strength.



She makes decisions by herself (leaving her fiance, etc etc). She slays the Jabberwocky in heavy armour. In this movie, the most recent of Alice's appearances, she has the most independence and strength than she ever did before, portraying her not anymore as a young, muddled child, but rather as a distinctly real adolescent of this day and age, with decisions and opinions of her own and the will to carry them out.

Friday, March 5, 2010

~BREAKING NEWS~QUAKE LEAVES BLOGGER DEVASTATED~

This just in. I'm Alice, reporting live from Bloggerville with your update on this terrorizing earthquake that has ravaged an unprepared website. One of the first signs we received was a totally voteless poll that has been up for a week here at Through the Looking Glass.

http://thetrilingualbookeater.blogspot.com/2010/03/104567677387466574657-earthquake-on.html?showComment=1267845914653_AIe9_BFWWjlTuoMRQ8rZDLvn-yqOFf083CztPgfntNNiaOvnq732u1DExom382tHwK_va6zAGuZRN4hFQ4jKYqb2-V1EYBVzuolWeI0UVibNvCXfefChGeA9QS8xJFyb0pHqO8KA_d854jhi5JNGFZEQMg7UKRJyDLRk6NJHSVNKoqOei57PuiZy1N5OZHPnlUSyWUBs8rNQCO24lPYqjqNndSxQyLF4D64rwMPEK-XDqEw2XIptPLOhV_nHpbE6ml5uAYPEtxDF#c5147499385833561970

Visit this link for additional information about this terrible disaster.

A magnitude 10.4567677387466574657 earthquake devastated the city of Bloggerville earlier this moth, leaving many homeless and commentless. Some of the city's most important figures have just been extracted from under the rubble. Here is your update:

Vivemalinka-A visiting dignitary from New Zealand, Malinka was sorely underprepared for this tragedy. Alive, she was dug up earlier today from under a large pile of Privacy Settings. She returned to New Zealand with a smile on her face, totally unsuspecting anything would happen to her perfect blog-life.

Bbjbj-Bbjbj was taking a walk to the grocery store when the quake hit. She was found in a mass of Comment Moderation debris. She is in a deep sleep back at My Account, occasionally flailing her arms, blinking, or mumbling to herself. However, it is taking quite a huge effort to get her to respond even on such a small scale.

Sir Swish- Was left handicapped with a broken foot. He was among the first to be affected by this disaster, and Trili and I have been trying to reconcile him with large doses of Comment medicine. However, our attempts have been largely unsuccessful. Maybe a stronger antidote will do the trick. Trili is in the lab, mixing one, feeling bleak and hopeless.

Blue Roses- After a very confusing spasm, odd muscle contractions, and involuntary twitching, Bluey was laid to rest at My Account. Trili and I have been bringing Blue Roses to her grave every day in hopes of resurrection.

Chiron- Has been slaving away working on the camp syllabus. We hope... His body has not yet emerged from the rubble.

Your Personal Sunlight- Was found partying around the Gmail/Tri-State area. Decided Bloggerville was not the city for her.

Randomnessandlyfe=synonomous- Showing signs, however primitive. We've heard a few prehistoric grunts and the occasional "Nom Nom" from her. Hopefully the antidote will work on her as well.

I've been reciting a lot of Alice quotes lately in order to cheer me up, but I need some time to think. What great losses Bloggerville has suffered, leaving only two conscious survivors, Trili and I. We need your help to save the poor civilians of Bloggerville. Only you can reverse the fate of this destroyed city. It is in your hands, young Jedi. So join the cause. Help save the city with your donations of comments and posts.

Additional updates on other citizens provided as we receive info.

-A very mournful and devastated Alice in Bloggerville