~BREAKING NEWS~QUAKE LEAVES BLOGGER DEVASTATED~

This just in. I'm Alice, reporting live from Bloggerville with your update on this terrorizing earthquake that has ravaged an unprepared website. One of the first signs we received was a totally voteless poll that has been up for a week here at Through the Looking Glass.

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A magnitude 10.4567677387466574657 earthquake devastated the city of Bloggerville earlier this moth, leaving many homeless and commentless. Some of the city's most important figures have just been extracted from under the rubble. Here is your update:

Vivemalinka-A visiting dignitary from New Zealand, Malinka was sorely underprepared for this tragedy. Alive, she was dug up earlier today from under a large pile of Privacy Settings. She returned to New Zealand with a smile on her face, totally unsuspecting anything would happen to her perfect blog-life.

Bbjbj-Bbjbj was taking a walk to the grocery store when the quake hit. She was found in a mass of Comment Moderation debris. She is in a deep sleep back at My Account, occasionally flailing her arms, blinking, or mumbling to herself. However, it is taking quite a huge effort to get her to respond even on such a small scale.

Sir Swish- Was left handicapped with a broken foot. He was among the first to be affected by this disaster, and Trili and I have been trying to reconcile him with large doses of Comment medicine. However, our attempts have been largely unsuccessful. Maybe a stronger antidote will do the trick. Trili is in the lab, mixing one, feeling bleak and hopeless.

Blue Roses- After a very confusing spasm, odd muscle contractions, and involuntary twitching, Bluey was laid to rest at My Account. Trili and I have been bringing Blue Roses to her grave every day in hopes of resurrection.

Chiron- Has been slaving away working on the camp syllabus. We hope... His body has not yet emerged from the rubble.

Your Personal Sunlight- Was found partying around the Gmail/Tri-State area. Decided Bloggerville was not the city for her.

Randomnessandlyfe=synonomous- Showing signs, however primitive. We've heard a few prehistoric grunts and the occasional "Nom Nom" from her. Hopefully the antidote will work on her as well.

I've been reciting a lot of Alice quotes lately in order to cheer me up, but I need some time to think. What great losses Bloggerville has suffered, leaving only two conscious survivors, Trili and I. We need your help to save the poor civilians of Bloggerville. Only you can reverse the fate of this destroyed city. It is in your hands, young Jedi. So join the cause. Help save the city with your donations of comments and posts.

Additional updates on other citizens provided as we receive info.

-A very mournful and devastated Alice in Bloggerville